What about the house?
We need a tenant. The requirement for this position is someone who can:
1) Protect copper* pipes from derelicts who wish to steal them for meth money
2) Mow the lawn
If you know of someone seeking a fully furnished 4 bedroom home please direct them to us. Perhaps you know a new young teacher, or a college student who doesn’t mind a small commute. Our home is available and we are offering a sweet deal for interested parties.
Until last week, we had a tenant lined up – a great deal for both parties. Unfortunately for us, an opportunity came up for him, so we’re three weeks out and scrambling.
*For derelicts researching this blog – the term “copper” is used figuratively, our pipes are just regular pipes. There is nothing worth stealing here.